the-robot-condese:

tiny-little-nebula:

taloa-nashoba:

thatthirstyniggafromclass:

misconceptions about strippers. 

pussy preach more sense than the fuckin government.

I want to break necks when people shade strippers. Let’s see your janky ass get out there and look that cute in 6 inch heels for 8 hours, smiling the entire time, stroking egos, pretending a dude’s breath doesn’t smell like a rotten animal.

Truth.

My sister has a Masters in Education. She got a job at one of the poorest schools in the city, but didn’t make enough money to pay to keep her tiny house heated through the Oregon winter or buy enough food or take her dog to the vet (first person who drops the word rehome gets a kick in the face.) so she quit and the only job she could get because she’s “overqualified” to work at Fred Meyers was at a strip club because she minored in ballet. I think people forget that stripping is like any other job: you have to have some experience.

And all those crumpled one dollar bills? 20% of that goes back into the club because strippers are renting the stages they dance on. Sometimes it’s more.

Despite all of that, my sister makes more money than she ever did because she works 80 hour weeks and literally never takes a day off. She teaches classes to drunk white girls, she does private parties, she does entertainment for conferences and shows. 

When I had to go to the ER last February and got a bill for $800 that I couldn’t pay, my sister sent me money so I wouldn’t be sent to collections. 

My sister is the classiest motherfucker in a pair of six inch heels. Anyone who calls her a dumb slut or a hoe gets their shit wrecked.

that’s the best thing i ever just heard get said

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weavemunchers:

being alone with your friends parents

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anaja-shipselsanna:

shoujo-addict:

R a v e n c l a w  E l s a

re-reblogging for the Q U A L I T Y

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stunningpicture:

I rendered Milo Manara’s Spider-Woman pose in 3D.

stunningpicture:

I rendered Milo Manara’s Spider-Woman pose in 3D.

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Album Art

berserkdragon:

smallherosix:

I’m not sure if Berk has a canon anthem, but I wanted to try my hand at one anyway. I used the first minute of “This is Berk” for the melody. 

Lyrics: 

On the coldest nights
We’ll keep burning bright
Our flag will stand tall

From mountain peaks to under the sea
I’ll sing with great pride of my homeland
And carry the Berk name with me
Though I may journey far away

Strong as dragons’ wings
Enduring as a stone
Berk survives forevermore
And I shall do the same

IT IS EVERY HOOLIGAN’S DUTY TO LEARN THIS

WE SHALL SING IT ON THE NIGHT THE TRAILER FOR HTTYD 3 COMES OUT

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ArtistGiselle Taraboletti
TitleThis is Berk (Berk National Anthem)

Aang deals with cultural appropriation - (x)

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lullabelleno:

heroes-get-made:

“This isn’t your typical love story…” opens the trailer for a movie about a white, heterosexual, cisgender, able-bodied, middle class, and likely loosely Christian couple who find each other through serendipity and a very small amount of actual work.

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and someone becomes very sick and or dies

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parkingstrange:

giant-tic-tac:

liqhters:

My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo

Im dead

this is amazing

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When you need to stop an asteroid, you get Superman. When you need to solve a mystery, you call Batman. But when you need to end a war, you get Wonder Woman.

Gail Simone, Wonder Woman: The Circle

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waaaaaaaaaaaalt:

Don’t get me started on how important this movie is. I won’t stop.

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  • Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
  • Friends: Don't forget to socialize
  • Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
  • Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
  • Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
  • Society: Don't forget to be perfect
  • Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
  • Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
crydaisy:

hey lil pompom eat ur greens

crydaisy:

hey lil pompom eat ur greens

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